So this is where I list my bike details, right?

I have a 2005 Ducati Monster 1000S. Here are my mods:

Open DP clutch
Termignoni Carbon Fiber Slip on Mufflers
K&N air filter
DID Gold racing chain
Tail chop
Tank & fender painter to the Correct Color (Ducati Dark)
PIAA super-white headlight bulb
Gold CRG adjustable levers
Carbon Fiber side pods
Napoleon-style (read: knock-offs) bar-end mirrors
Michelin Pilot Power Tires, single compound
Mystery brand sprocket cover
5300 Miles and counting

Here's what the bike needs to be PERFECT:
Frame sliders
DP Chip and open air box, maybe a Power Commander
Ohlins Suspension
Steering Dampener
Seargent seat
Carbon fiber rims
One of them wire cleanup jobs by Flight Cycles in Cali
And a revolving list of other imaginary bits